Ways Movies Hilariously Misunderstand How The News Works. In Never Been Kissed, a copyeditor is paid to go undercover for an entire high school semester just to understand what the kids these days are up to. Then, when another newspaper beats them to a story on teens having sex and drinking (clearly a scoop only an undercover reporter could snag!), they double down and invest in hidden cameras. Crocodile Dundee is somehow even more reckless. Newsday pays to have reporter Sue Charlton fly from America to rural Australia to get an interview with a bush ranger based on a wild rumor. Not once in the process of booking airplane tickets, accommodation, and a private helicopter did anyone bother to check whether the stories about a man having his leg bitten off by a crocodile had any truth to them.

Guess what? They didn't!) And yet, because Sue has a crush on the guy, she somehow convinces her bosses to fly him to New York City and put him up in a first- class hotel. Meanwhile, real newspapers are going under because some intern accidentally ordered double cheese on Larry's sandwich, and nobody could cover the unexpected cost.↓Continue Reading Below. In the latest Godzilla, a giant monster emerges from the sea, wrecks shit for a while, then returns to the depths for a breather. What do you think the headlines should be?

Thousands Dead And Missing In Sea Monster Attack"? Nah, the headline they went with was "King Of The Monsters - - Savior Of Our City?" Shown while Godzilla was still walking around. In- universe, only a total maniac would greenlight that headline in the wake of so much destruction and misery. Warner Bros. Pictures"Also, Our City Doesn't Exist Anymore, Page 3.

In Watchmen, Ozymandias secretly murders countless people in cities across the globe, all in an effort to avoid nuclear war by giving everyone a common enemy in Dr. Manhattan. The plan works, as far as the protagonists are concerned, but they're unaware that Rorschach left his journal in the "crank file" of right- wing publication The New Frontiersman. Watch Kindergarten Cop Online Hulu on this page.

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Before the film ends, we see their editor complaining to some young writer that since all nations are now holding hands in peace, there's nothing left to report on. They eventually decide to run something from the crank file, and there's the journal, right on top, only recently arrived. That means this scene is happening mere days after the destruction of several major cities worldwide. Just a few days after the biggest mass murder in human history. How the fuck is there nothing to report on?

They're basically the Breitbart of this universe. You'd think they'd have a lot to say about the United States making peace with the Soviet Union, if nothing else.↓Continue Reading Below. The writers would like to thank J. F. Sargent for this article idea. Quinn "Yes, It's Pronounced 'Kenobi'" Knobbe is a child who never grew up.

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